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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via sniffing)

yesthisisaaron:

This is in the running for “worst thing I’ve ever drawn”.

yesthisisaaron:

This is in the running for “worst thing I’ve ever drawn”.

(via spooky-grinnykitty)

stevencrewniverse:

A selection of Backgrounds from the Steven Universe episode: Steven and the Stevens

Art Direction: Elle Michalka

Design: Steven Sugar, Emily Walus, Jake Wyatt

Paint: Amanda Winterstein, Jasmin Lai

roachpatrol:

i think i just realized that steven’s are the only clothes in his household that aren’t magic and get dirty and need to be washed so the gems got him a human washing machine for his human clothes so he can go up on the arm of this divine and ancient monument and sit in her palm and wash his clothes 

this is so silly and cute and sad and perfect i love this show

(Source: tastysynapse, via fyeahstevenuniverse)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via sniffing)

The producers of ‘Teen Wolf’ wanted me to come in and have the prop master show me how to use the bow and arrow, but there’s nothing worse than when I’m watching something and can tell the actor has no idea what he’s doing — so I said I actually wanted to learn [how to use it]. They set up archery lessons for me and I learned everything I could about the proper way to shoot and different techniques. I love being physical with my job, so it was nice for me.

(Source: allisonargend, via fyteenwolf)

(via sniffing)

(Source: derrekhales, via fyteenwolf)

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them


I can never unsee that now

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

I can never unsee that now

(via ruinedchildhood)

lopfax:

when i was 9 i used to think i was the real sonic the hedgehog and i made a tiny diary about how i was the real sonic the hedgehog

lopfax:

when i was 9 i used to think i was the real sonic the hedgehog and i made a tiny diary about how i was the real sonic the hedgehog

(Source: petpup, via lulz-time)

art-of-swords:

Cinquedea Dagger

  • Dated: unknown, but made in the 15th century style

The weapon has a double-edged blade of triangular shape, with ribbed section at the tip, and a double fuller in the central part, plus a triple fuller on the forte. The latter is engraved and completely gilded, picturing ordinary life scenes in two cities, one of Classical Time, the other with various spires.

Above the ornamentation there is a floral-patterned frame and decorations with racemes. The iron hilt has some gilding remains. The hilt is of square section with quillons curved towards the blade, flat pommel festooned on the borders, ivory grips with rosettes and gilded and engraved rivets.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Live Auctioneers

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via tumboner)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
image 

im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

(via sniffing)

Who dat?